Bangalore Blues!!!

There are things, any place teaches you. And if, the place is Bangalore, you are bound to learn the weirdest things, any Indian can learn!!!


The moment, you start considering yourself, a "Bangalorean", here's the first thing you learn.

"Wassup da?" "Wassup pa?" What ra?" "Hey macha!"...

These are the phrases, you are supposed to be flocked and thronged by!!


Now, comes the second one!!


If you are a Bangalorean,  India is simply, North and South!! Straight and simple.


Anything above Maharashtra is north!!! Even Madhya Pradesh is north, for a Bangalorean!!!


Who says India has a north-east, a north-west and, a centre too???


To hell, with your directions!!!


Oh!! Did I forget??? Bangalore Airport is in Chennai!!!


So, literally, if you fly from Chennai, you board a flight from Bangalore Airport, to Bangalore!!!

Crazy shit!!!


Oh yes.


The other day, a guy finished watching Jodhaa Akbar, without an interval, without moving an inch...!!


Due credits to the Bangalore traffic!!!