There are very specifically, two kinds of people on earth. Alive. And...MARRIED!!!
When can you surely say that, a man is married??
When he has the right logic in an arguement, and yet, decides to stay silent! He's grown the habit!!
When do you realise that your girlfriend has become your wife??
The day, she stops calling you "baby"!!
When can you expect your mom and wife, to be, at peace???
One, when both of them are drunk!!
Two, when either of them is blind and deaf!!(you can make out lip readings, so being blind is important!)
Why do you think,a girl cries, when she gets married??
Emotions? Chuck it.
Her official license to scan the bank accounts of two men(dad and boyfriend) is halved, all of a sudden!!
Somebody said, marriages are made in heaven!!!
He was the greatest liar!!
God is always just.
He could not let, some men have their independence!!!
When can you surely say that, a man is married??
When he has the right logic in an arguement, and yet, decides to stay silent! He's grown the habit!!
When do you realise that your girlfriend has become your wife??
The day, she stops calling you "baby"!!
When can you expect your mom and wife, to be, at peace???
One, when both of them are drunk!!
Two, when either of them is blind and deaf!!(you can make out lip readings, so being blind is important!)
Why do you think,a girl cries, when she gets married??
Emotions? Chuck it.
Her official license to scan the bank accounts of two men(dad and boyfriend) is halved, all of a sudden!!
Somebody said, marriages are made in heaven!!!
He was the greatest liar!!
God is always just.
He could not let, some men have their independence!!!
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