Indian mothers are the rarest and the most unique species of women, one can ever come across!!!
To start off with, she'll always tell others, that, she is never concerned about her child topping the class, but, rather, with the all round development. And then, when you score fifty marks less, on aggregate, than the class topper, she'll scream at you like, you had been just adjudged guilty of Gandhi's assassination, and the Mumbai blasts!!!
She would make you take classes in painting, singing and every other goddamn thing, to keep you at par, with the rest of the rats, in the race!!!
She would teach you, never to lie. And, would slap down one more, in your leave application, every time, you would go for a vacation!!!
And then, every time you would ask for something, your best friend had just got, she would ask you the patent, age-old question!!
"Would you jump, off the terrace, if your best friend did so??"
No. Never!!!
I would simply own his stuff!!!
To start off with, she'll always tell others, that, she is never concerned about her child topping the class, but, rather, with the all round development. And then, when you score fifty marks less, on aggregate, than the class topper, she'll scream at you like, you had been just adjudged guilty of Gandhi's assassination, and the Mumbai blasts!!!
She would make you take classes in painting, singing and every other goddamn thing, to keep you at par, with the rest of the rats, in the race!!!
She would teach you, never to lie. And, would slap down one more, in your leave application, every time, you would go for a vacation!!!
And then, every time you would ask for something, your best friend had just got, she would ask you the patent, age-old question!!
"Would you jump, off the terrace, if your best friend did so??"
No. Never!!!
I would simply own his stuff!!!
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