I'm seriously proud to be a Hindu!! For Muslims, they have a set rule of five "nawaaz"es a day. Christians visit and pray at churches, at least once a week. And, as for Hindus?? Fuck rules!!
Thousands of temples, and Hindus visit God, only on two occassions.
Women, mostly on the occassion of Pujas, flaunting their "fleshy" jewellery, and "not-designer", stylish sarees! And for guys like me?? Oh!! Only when the results of an exam, an interview, or a "love test" is due!
We simply bribe God, as if he was the sergeant at the traffic signal!!
"God, get me through, and I will perform a puja of 11/-, 21/-, 51/-. 101/-, 151/-, and sometimes, even more!!(on rarer occassions, though!)
Fuck!!
Is that God, or, a never-satisfied-with his salary Government employee!?!
Well, maybe bribing God has become easier and cheaper than bribing a Government employee! It's true!!
Shit happens!!
Thousands of temples, and Hindus visit God, only on two occassions.
Women, mostly on the occassion of Pujas, flaunting their "fleshy" jewellery, and "not-designer", stylish sarees! And for guys like me?? Oh!! Only when the results of an exam, an interview, or a "love test" is due!
We simply bribe God, as if he was the sergeant at the traffic signal!!
"God, get me through, and I will perform a puja of 11/-, 21/-, 51/-. 101/-, 151/-, and sometimes, even more!!(on rarer occassions, though!)
Fuck!!
Is that God, or, a never-satisfied-with his salary Government employee!?!
Well, maybe bribing God has become easier and cheaper than bribing a Government employee! It's true!!
Shit happens!!
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