The conventions of beauty describe a man's sex appeal by his perfectly cut out abs.
Fuck conventions!!
I was dating this super conscious girl, whose entire diet consisted solely of soups and salads!! And a singular piece of chicken, every new moon!!
And you know what??
That didn't do my wallet any good, because, her salads costed more than a double egg chicken roll!!!
And, that was the first time I realised, the "weight" of salads and soups!!
So, one day, she strikes up "the topic".
"Baby, you should start following a diet! You have to look sexy, and get abs!!"
I was basically, at a loss of words!
I took a deep breath.
"Baby, I'm sexy!! My sexiness is layered! That's the actuality! How can I get rid of my multi-layered sex appeal??"
"Abs are too common, baby!!!"
Fuck conventions!!
I was dating this super conscious girl, whose entire diet consisted solely of soups and salads!! And a singular piece of chicken, every new moon!!
And you know what??
That didn't do my wallet any good, because, her salads costed more than a double egg chicken roll!!!
And, that was the first time I realised, the "weight" of salads and soups!!
So, one day, she strikes up "the topic".
"Baby, you should start following a diet! You have to look sexy, and get abs!!"
I was basically, at a loss of words!
I took a deep breath.
"Baby, I'm sexy!! My sexiness is layered! That's the actuality! How can I get rid of my multi-layered sex appeal??"
"Abs are too common, baby!!!"
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