It's a serious problem for a normal Bengali guy to date a normal Malayali Brahmin girl!!!
The normal staple diet for me, consisted of umpteen varieties of fish, meat, and to the least, eggs!!
And, there stood my girl, finding life cabbages, cauliflowers, lettuce leaves, and potatoes!! The excitement she got, after feeding on soyabeans, her solitary source of real proteins, was ORGASMIC!!!
Just imagine, the reactions of the two intestinal systems, on a dinner date!!
Where, on the one hand, mine would be yelling, "Yes!! Yes!! Gimme some more of that!! Am loving the flesh!!!", her delicate system would be like, "Oh my God!! The lettuce leaves and gobi manchurian are so hot!! Am going nuts!!"
I mean, seriously??? Who gets high on gobi manchurian??
On a wilder note, when, in my food fantasy, I would be swimming fishes, and running pigs, she would be swaying cabbage leaves, and getting horny on soyabeans!!!
The normal staple diet for me, consisted of umpteen varieties of fish, meat, and to the least, eggs!!
And, there stood my girl, finding life cabbages, cauliflowers, lettuce leaves, and potatoes!! The excitement she got, after feeding on soyabeans, her solitary source of real proteins, was ORGASMIC!!!
Just imagine, the reactions of the two intestinal systems, on a dinner date!!
Where, on the one hand, mine would be yelling, "Yes!! Yes!! Gimme some more of that!! Am loving the flesh!!!", her delicate system would be like, "Oh my God!! The lettuce leaves and gobi manchurian are so hot!! Am going nuts!!"
I mean, seriously??? Who gets high on gobi manchurian??
On a wilder note, when, in my food fantasy, I would be swimming fishes, and running pigs, she would be swaying cabbage leaves, and getting horny on soyabeans!!!
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