Every second guy, in his school days, had to recite the pledge, "All Indians are my brothers and sisters..."
Wait wait!!!
All Indians are my brothers and sisters???
Forget brothers...
If every Indian girl is my sister, whom am I supposed to date???
Osama bin Laden's daughter???
Or, you want me to get a passport for dating a girl???
How WILD would that be???
And, it didn't stop there!!!
If my parents ever saw me exchanging an extra, irrelevant phrase with a girl, they would smartly say, "Beta, she's like your sister!!"
And then, there would be this lovely girl, who, throughout the year, would behave like she was nothing short of your girlfriend, and then, suddenly, on an auspicious, ominous morning, she would cage you with a "rakhi" and abuse you the way, you never wanted!!!
"BHAIYYA!!!"
Wait wait!!!
All Indians are my brothers and sisters???
Forget brothers...
If every Indian girl is my sister, whom am I supposed to date???
Osama bin Laden's daughter???
Or, you want me to get a passport for dating a girl???
How WILD would that be???
And, it didn't stop there!!!
If my parents ever saw me exchanging an extra, irrelevant phrase with a girl, they would smartly say, "Beta, she's like your sister!!"
And then, there would be this lovely girl, who, throughout the year, would behave like she was nothing short of your girlfriend, and then, suddenly, on an auspicious, ominous morning, she would cage you with a "rakhi" and abuse you the way, you never wanted!!!
"BHAIYYA!!!"
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