Thursday, 9 October 2014

Erotically Erratic!!!

A few days back, as I watched this ad commercial, I couldn't stop feeling worried!!!


It said, if you use a certain brand of perfume, or, eau-de-cologne, whichever way you say, you would turn so attractive a male, that, hot, winged chicks would come, crashing down your roof!!!



Firstly, the only place, you find hot, winged chicks is, a KFC bucket!!!

Straight and simple.


Secondly, I don't know, how it happens, at other places, but, as for Indian guys, it wouldn't be a pleasure watching girls crash down the roof, and your dad screaming at you, "What's wrong with you, bloody ass-hole???"

I mean, he's spent half his life's savings behind that god damn house!!!

And, you simply let girls crash it down, all because of a 150-rupee perfume bottle!!!


Just not done.


Moreover, had it actually happened, my next-door-neighbour's son would have happily got umpteen girls crashing down, saving some quality time, off his busy wash-room schedule!!!

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