When it comes to marriages, nobody can literally be as hilarious as an Indian!!!
As soon as you cross 25, your parents start turning strangely sadistic and weirdly funny!!!
It all starts with the simplest question.
"Why don't you get settled??"
Marriage is the official way to unsettle all your peace and privacy!!!
But, parents will never understand!
And, if, by the farthest chance, you try to convince them, you've just called, for serious shit!!!
"Your friends are all getting married. Why don't you settle down??"
We should be saying, or, rather paying them back the age-old dialogue!!!
"If they jump off the terrace, does that mean, I should also do that??"
Next comes, "Your mom needs a hand to help her out!!!"
"Really???"
I thought a cook or maid was good enough for that!!!
Then comes the golden statement!!!
"You are growing old!!!"
I thought child marriages were banned in India!!!
And, for the worst part, they would even question your sexual orientation!!!
"Are you a gay???"
As soon as you cross 25, your parents start turning strangely sadistic and weirdly funny!!!
It all starts with the simplest question.
"Why don't you get settled??"
Marriage is the official way to unsettle all your peace and privacy!!!
But, parents will never understand!
And, if, by the farthest chance, you try to convince them, you've just called, for serious shit!!!
"Your friends are all getting married. Why don't you settle down??"
We should be saying, or, rather paying them back the age-old dialogue!!!
"If they jump off the terrace, does that mean, I should also do that??"
Next comes, "Your mom needs a hand to help her out!!!"
"Really???"
I thought a cook or maid was good enough for that!!!
Then comes the golden statement!!!
"You are growing old!!!"
I thought child marriages were banned in India!!!
And, for the worst part, they would even question your sexual orientation!!!
"Are you a gay???"
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