Being in a relationship is definitely, not an easy task!!!
It's essentially important that, you know the "real" meaning of the phrases that will, probably plague you, the entire length of the relationship!!
To start off with, when a girl says, "I'm fine", be sure, she's anything but fine!!! It literally means, "Asshole!! Pamper me!! Attend to me, as if, I were the centre of gravity!!!"
The next phrase that would generally come up is, "I have something to say!" Now, that means, "I found something, about one of my one-and-a-half dozen exes!!" Or, even in the worst case, "I missed my periods!!!"
Now, you know, how serious a shit, that is!!!
Then comes the lethal term.
"We need to talk!!!"
It simply means, you are fucked!!!
It's like, "I'll scream at you, like, I just caught you sleeping with my best friend, and scare theshit out of you!!!"
And, if you try speaking half a sentence, the next thing would be, "It's not working any more!!!"
And then, they'll ask you the stupidest question, possible, on earth!!
She'll ask you,. how much do you love her!
It's like, "Baby, I love you 2 kilos and 450 grams!!!"
I mean, how is somebody supposed to answer this??
And then, girls have this excellent concept of asking you the most important questions, seventeen-and-a-half seconds, before you fall asleep!!!
For the worst part, they'll tell you, "Be focussed in life", "Be frank and honest", "Be practical".
And when you actually apply them, they'll tell you the greatest and biggest truth.
"YOU HAVE CHANGED!!!"
It's essentially important that, you know the "real" meaning of the phrases that will, probably plague you, the entire length of the relationship!!
To start off with, when a girl says, "I'm fine", be sure, she's anything but fine!!! It literally means, "Asshole!! Pamper me!! Attend to me, as if, I were the centre of gravity!!!"
The next phrase that would generally come up is, "I have something to say!" Now, that means, "I found something, about one of my one-and-a-half dozen exes!!" Or, even in the worst case, "I missed my periods!!!"
Now, you know, how serious a shit, that is!!!
Then comes the lethal term.
"We need to talk!!!"
It simply means, you are fucked!!!
It's like, "I'll scream at you, like, I just caught you sleeping with my best friend, and scare theshit out of you!!!"
And, if you try speaking half a sentence, the next thing would be, "It's not working any more!!!"
And then, they'll ask you the stupidest question, possible, on earth!!
She'll ask you,. how much do you love her!
It's like, "Baby, I love you 2 kilos and 450 grams!!!"
I mean, how is somebody supposed to answer this??
And then, girls have this excellent concept of asking you the most important questions, seventeen-and-a-half seconds, before you fall asleep!!!
For the worst part, they'll tell you, "Be focussed in life", "Be frank and honest", "Be practical".
And when you actually apply them, they'll tell you the greatest and biggest truth.
"YOU HAVE CHANGED!!!"
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