There are these overtly sophisticated Indians, I often come across!!!
Either, they are over stylish, or, simply too idiotic!!!
There will always be this guy, who would always speak English, no matter where, or, whether he could actually speak the language!!! He would grind and clench his teeth hard, trying to produce what would be, an ill "American" accent!!!
He'll be like, "Yo bro, wassup!!" "Hey gorgeous, how you doing?"
And, just then, his phone would ring, and his "American" accent would just evaporate!!!
"Haan mummy!! Aa te samay, kaddu leke aaunga!!!"
Minutes back, this guy was pretending not to know Hindi, at all!!!
He was like, "Hindi??? Where do you find that language??? Is it Martian??? I'm strictly in to English!!!"
He would wear a Che Guevara t-shirt, not even knowing which country he belonged to, or, who he was, at the least!!!
For him, Che Guevara was a rock star of the 1960s!!!
This guy would be so sophisticatedly English, that, if given a leg piece of chicken, he would even have that (or, probably struggle, trying hard, to have!), with a fork!!!
Jesus!!! Save the assholes!!!
Either, they are over stylish, or, simply too idiotic!!!
There will always be this guy, who would always speak English, no matter where, or, whether he could actually speak the language!!! He would grind and clench his teeth hard, trying to produce what would be, an ill "American" accent!!!
He'll be like, "Yo bro, wassup!!" "Hey gorgeous, how you doing?"
And, just then, his phone would ring, and his "American" accent would just evaporate!!!
"Haan mummy!! Aa te samay, kaddu leke aaunga!!!"
Minutes back, this guy was pretending not to know Hindi, at all!!!
He was like, "Hindi??? Where do you find that language??? Is it Martian??? I'm strictly in to English!!!"
He would wear a Che Guevara t-shirt, not even knowing which country he belonged to, or, who he was, at the least!!!
For him, Che Guevara was a rock star of the 1960s!!!
This guy would be so sophisticatedly English, that, if given a leg piece of chicken, he would even have that (or, probably struggle, trying hard, to have!), with a fork!!!
Jesus!!! Save the assholes!!!
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