Friday, 3 October 2014

Inquisitive Idiocies!!!

I was sitting, lazying on a weekend morning, when something struck me.

The most outstanding questions, you are often asked, without the questionnaire even realising the stupidity!!


You go to someone's place, knock on the door, and they'll come up like, "Oh, you've come?"

 No. I was just checking for WiFi, without a password, and stopped here!!!



You'll get dressed, and, will wait for the others, when somebody will come and ask, "Ready?"

No dude! I was just practising for the fancy dress event!!!



You go for a invitation, and the lady has already forcingly overfed you, inflating your stomach, one-and-a-half times its original size, and then, she will ask, in the most innocent way, "Did you fill in? Do you want some more??"

Yes. I've a hump on the back!! I'll store it there!!!



And, the worst of all!

You wake up, and your friend is like, "You awake???"

No. I'm just pretending!!!

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