Friday, 3 October 2014

Least Literary!!!

Nowadays, it's a kind of a contagible disease, among the IITians, to become writers!!!


And, stupid enough, as most "trendy" readers are, they make these books, a bestseller!!! The sole reason being, they were written by an IITian!!!


These readers are usually the ones, who read "Fifty Shades Of Grey", and call it a great read, barely realising, it's a sequel to our very own "Kamasutra"!!!


Now, as for IITians, these guys remain a headache, since their schooldays!!! They are the sole reason, why millions of Indian kids get beaten up, everyday!!!

Every dad is like, "Sharma ji ka beta ko dekho! He's in IIT!!!"

Forget rose with thorns! For these guys, our lives turn only thorns!! And, not even a petal!!!


And then, suddenly, these highly talented guys realise that, now they have got every kid in the neighbourhood, beaten up, they should take to torturing the readers!!!


And, in every single book, by the thirteenth page, either the guy's or the girl's clothes, are on the floor!!!


And then, it's pretty much, the same old story, with modifications, over the next 200 pages!!!


Some don't get married, some unluckily do!!! And. in some, the girl even manages a successful death!!!(thankfully!)


It's more of an IITian's manual, than, a piece of literature!


I seriously think, these guys should get a separate shelf for themselves, at the book store, that will read, "The IITian methods of love and war!!", or, "The IITian diaries!!!"


Dude!! Those are anything but literature!!!


It's like the mantra to be a successful writer is, "Write good, or..... Be an IITian!!!"

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