Wednesday, 8 October 2014

Style Shits!!!

Sometimes, I'm so utterly confused by the style statement of certain people, that, I really think hard, whether, I should laugh out loud, or simply, feel sorry!!!



To start off with, the other day, a Jaguar, landed in style, inches away from my office!!


The guy, who came out, was darker than a crow!!! Actually, he was so purely black, that, every time he bathed, the water turned black, but he, remained the same!!!


He was dressed in complete white!!!


To make things worse, he had a chain of gold, around his literally non-existent neckline, that would even shame every single dog, of their chains!!!


He, simply didn't realise, how scary he looked!!!



Again, I have this newly married Punjabi lady, in my neighbourhood, in her early thirties! Every time, she walks out, except for office, she's dressed in a flimsy top and hot pants!!!


No doubt, she looks seductive and gorgeous enough!!


But, that's not all.


She's engulfed in "churas", from the tip of her wrists to the end of her elbows!!!




Now, how seductive is that???




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